Overheard Wit on Public Transportation

SCENE: Washington, DC. The Green Line Metro train has been waiting five to ten minutes at each station during the crowded morning commute.

Metro announcer: “Passengers, please be advised that there is a sick passenger on board a train ahead of us at the U Street station.”

Metro passenger on my train: “Yeah? You should be advised that there’s a hundred passengers sick of being on board this train at this station!”

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