Apathy awakens toward new Star Wars title

The title for Star Wars episode VII has been released to mixed reviews. Some initially wondered if The Force Awakens was a prank or an Onion article.

What exactly does J. J. Abrams mean? Has the Force been sleeping?

I’m beginning to wonder if my own joke title (playing on the Abrams Star Trek reboot, Into Darkness) wouldn’t have been better.

Click to read a parody plot summary!
Click to read a parody plot summary!

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