What Has J Been Reading? [King Kong Bundy's Birthday, 07 Nov 11]

7 November 2011
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Still working my way through “The King in Yellow,” a short story (or maybe a novella, I haven’t been counting words) in The Simple Art of Murder by Raymond Chandler.

An inside view of how one of the Jessicas (not sure if it’s Faust or Alvarez) at BookEnds LLC edits her clients’ work.

Elizabeth Spann Craig‘s analysis of why it is a good tactic to move right on to a new writing project after finishing your last one.

If I were going to have a “best read” and a “most fun read” the latter honor would go to “10 Wonderful Fake Books By TV Characters” at Flavorwire.

BEST READ OF THE DAY: Jeff Cohen at Hey There’s A Dead Guy discussing dialogue tags, specifically the crazy rule about only using the tag ”said.”  Best line: “Reading ‘said’ all the time, even when it’s being done by a master … is like being hit lightly over the head with a hammer every few seconds.”

[Non-literary afterthought: Today, I also read about the curious spike in earthquakes in Oklahoma and Arkansas, the White House's statement on extraterrestrial intelligence, the massive solar flare heralding next year's sunspot climax, and the naming of three new elements.]

What Has J Been Reading? Bonus Addition on Women Readers!

5 November 2011
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Today I’ve been polishing up a novella for submission, tweaking language here and there, adding a few touches for flavor and to give the narrator a bit more dimension.

(Also on my daily agenda: running my iTunes “Least Played” playlist so I can appreciate songs neglected by random shuffle, burning through the last of my hookah tobacco, enjoying a few nice hard ciders, and running The Lord Of The Rings special edition DVDs n the background on my XBox, silenced with the Spanish subtitles on.  I’m weird.)

So, I come to a chapter in which my protagonist, a hardboiled detective hired to locate the missing angel of Despair, makes a bold assertion about his audience, specifically that most readers are women.  Normally, I would just let this pass as part of his “unreliable narrator” charm.  Or obnoxiousness, depending on how you take it.

But, On The Head Of A Pin is about, among many other things, the relationship of the heterosexual male psyche with the broad range of female archetypes. All of the angels are female (or at least they appear to him that way) as is his client.  It’s essentially a “Man In A Woman’s World” story.

In light of this, I decided to do a little research.  Here’s what I came up with: Read more »

Ten Literary Rumors I’d Like To Start

5 November 2011
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In honor of my friend Genghis Ron‘s blog post, “Ten Rumors I’d Like To Start,” let me offer my bookish version: Read more »

What Has J Been Reading? [Guy Fawkes Day, 05 Nov 11]

5 November 2011
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“The King in Yellow,” a short story in The Simple Art of Murder by Raymond Chandler.

Erin Mitchell‘s discussion at Hey There’s A Dead Guy about what it really means when someone Likes your Facebook author page.  At the same site, Robin Agnew asks “Do Men and Women Write Differently?”  (If you’re not satisfied with her answer, try dumping some of your own writing into the Gender Genie and see what it has to say!)

Still thinking about Les Edgerton‘s “mystical place” anecdote, and looking for it in the stuff I’ve written and stuff I’ve read.  Such places abound in fantasy fiction, but could the river Mattie Ross crosses to follow Rooster and LeBoeuf into Indian country be considered a mystical place?  What about the oil fields in The Big Sleep where you-know-what is hidden?

What Has J Been Reading? [Diddy's Birthday, 04 Nov 11]

4 November 2011
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“I’ll Be Waiting,” a short story in The Simple Art of Murder by Raymond Chandler.

A science piece at Reuters about the end of a 520-day isolation experiment intended to simulate the psychological pressures of a manned mission to Mars.  Best line in the story: “A previous 420-day experiment ended in drunken disaster in 2000, when two participants got into a fistfight and a third tried to forcibly kiss a female crew member.” Which one of these two experiments do you think would make a better story?

A story at Jacket Copy about right-wing terrorists taking their cues from a wannabe author’s online manuscript cum “field manual, technical manual, and call to arms.”

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Lit Quotes – Raymond Chandler on Best-Sellers

4 November 2011
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Best-sellers “… are promotional jobs based on a sort of indirect snob appeal, carefully escorted by the trained seals of the critical fraternity, and lovingly tended and watered by certain much too powerful pressure groups whose business is selling books, although they would like you to think they are fostering culture.”

- from “The Simple Art of Murder” in The Simple Art of Murder by Raymond Chandler.

What Has J Been Reading? [Dominican Independence Day, 03 Nov 11]

3 November 2011
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BEST LINE OF THE DAY (from The Rejectionist’s review of Anonymous): “I find complaining about scholarly inaccuracy in a Roland Emmerich film to be analogous to expressing displeasure that Transformers does not correctly represent the mechanics of the internal combustion engine.”

“Spanish Blood,” a short story from The Simple Art Of Murder anthology by Raymond Chandler.

Habeas corpus,” an ironically titled essay on the non-necessity of murder in crime fiction, by Lynne Patrick at Hey There’s a Dead Guy In The Living Room.  And, in the same vein, I’m catching up on the shenanigans at Slushpile Hell.

A science piece at the New York Times about how causing senescent cells to self-destruct could prevent many of the symptoms of aging.  Sounds like forced retirement for the microscopic set!

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I’ll Believe NaNoWriMists When They Put Their Reading Glasses Where Their Praise Is

3 November 2011
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Despite a few persistent voices decrying NaNoWriMo as an insincere stunt that overwhelming results in unreadable dreck, the yearly binge-writing contests inspires armies of cheerleaders who vociferously chant out its virtues … and drown out its critics.

But, I am skeptical of how sincere (or, at least, how well-thought-through) these paeans to the month really are. 

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What Has J Been Reading? [All Souls Day, 02 Nov 11]

2 November 2011
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Tea, Robot?” by Nathaniel Tapley, concerning the middle-class Englishman in sci-fi, and “Wedging the Door Open: Discussing the Weird” by Jeremy L. C. Jones (with quotes from authors too many to list) at Clarkesworld magazine.

Also, the submission guidelines at Clarkesworld magazine, which lists “talking cats” as the 3rd item on its hard sell list.  This makes me want to submit “Reading Cats” to Clarkesworld, just to be obnoxious.

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Curing The Heartbreak of Being Published.

1 November 2011
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I love this article.  It is realistic and honest, even brutally so, but tough and helpful. Love it, love it, love it.

In a blogosphere where so much of what’s aimed at the aspiring writer is positive-thinking pablum, author Ruth Harris offers us some warnings, some disillusionment, and some practical advice on how to get over it all, in her “6 Prescriptions To Cure The Heartbreak Of Being Published.” 

The comment thread is also an eyeful (and a mindful) as well.  Kudos on a fantastic piece of advice!

NaNo No-No

1 November 2011
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I have been rough on NaNoWriMo in the past, and I have no intention of taking back my previous criticisms. 

However, I will grant one monumental ”fair enough.” 

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Serializing a New Novella

28 October 2011
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I have been writing a new novella (no, that does not fully explain or excuse my absence) with the working title of Quadrangle.  As I finish each of the eight chapters, I will publish them here.

The setting is modern and realist, the plot is crime-related, the mood is probably best described as noir-esque. 

Tentative tagline: Four friends survive the war in Afghanistan to start their lives over by starting a business, but the business turns to crime and the crime turns to murder.

Addendum to Stephen King on Tabitha

12 September 2011
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My last post was a collection of quotes from Stephen King’s On Writing, all about his wife Tabitha and the critical role she plays in his phenomenal success.

I am not sure how, but one of my favorite anecdotes from the book slipped under my radar when I decided to write a piece on it.

It’s odd, actually, because this was the part of the memoir where I felt the sharp pang of jealousy that made me realize that Tabitha was the key insight I was going to take away from the book.

So, in the interest of being thorough, here’s my final excerpt from On Writing: Read more »